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Anon is a doctor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] maculata@aussie.zone 69 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Curare is found in South America, not Europe. It’s also boiled into a paste to put onto darts etc.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 84 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Also, a medieval doctor would not have access to 4chan

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There goes my hero, the least literal lemmy user

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

There goes my hero, he's ordinary

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Now you’re taking it TOO FAR.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The curare is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Why would a 16th century plague doctor just be walking around with a bunch of curare?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For humors’ sake.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

Specifically, Phlegm

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 4 months ago

He is a doctor

[–] Randomdude@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

For any1 that interrupts his lunch.

[–] moog@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

This is good lmao

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 10 points 4 months ago

"oh humus.parchment"

I lost it here.