4grams

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[–] 4grams@awful.systems 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

the garage. I was 6 or 7, my mom was undergoing a major health situation and the medication wasn't doing her mental processes any favors. One morning she was running late and so asked me to start her car. I'd never started a car in my life, I had no idea what to do and I couldn't reach the pedals so I asked my younger sibling to help out. I stayed on the floor and operated the pedals, my sibling was in charge of the key.

mind you, this was a stickshift and it was parked in the driveway, facing the garage door.

I have no idea what we actually did, I only remember the crashes as we went through the garage door and through the back wall. The front of the car now blocking the alley, we yanked the key ran to hide because we had just taken down a fucking building ruined mom's new car, and thought we were going to be killed. Of course she instantly realized what happened and knew that she was at fault so when she found us we were of course in no trouble; but man, what a ride that was...

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 14 points 7 months ago

I love the promise of passkeys but it’s been painfully obvious the promises are just wallpaper over the actual intent which is vendor lockin.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 4 points 7 months ago

the internet was a mistake

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fallout and Walton Goggins, it’s no wonder I love it so far.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 1 points 7 months ago

not even a sports guy but it was a decent flick and has had me wondering, ever since I saw it, why Sean William Scott hasn't had a bigger career.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m convinced it’s the same “fuck you get mine” mentality that it always has been. turnip just is showing them how to play the game. these clownshoes all think they can be the next one to cheat their way to the top. new american dream everyone.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 3 points 7 months ago

given the way they have been ruling lately, and given the schedule, this is what I'm expecting.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I eat the whole banana, skin and all. Who has time for peeling?

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 6 points 7 months ago

Yeah, you are right, she’s not the speaker, she’s the shrill conspiratorial shouter.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Isn’t she already?

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 11 points 7 months ago

One of my life’s biggest regrets, I missed seeing RATM live at the St Paul GOP convention because I was seeing a taping of the Daily Show there, and this fucker turned out to be the guest.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 35 points 7 months ago

Always, always, always is.

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