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My current Amazfit smartwatch. The only good thing about it is the long battery life.

It's a piece of crap otherwise. Requires the data harvesting app to always be running in the background or it loses connection to my phone. It's slow, has ugly watch faces and the custom ones are awkward to install. I can't get it to work with Gadgetbridge. The always on display is so dim that it's useless. Pinging my phone doesn't work.

I don't know why I let the Internet convince me that spending £120 on this thing was a good idea. I'm going Casio or something next time around.

Time for my European rear to take a little trip across the Atlantic.

I too have no idea what China has to do with this

I can do one better. Not only have I never been beaten by a grandmaster, none of them have ever challenged me.

Do you have any non-dairy creamer?

I'll use my credit card!

Invited her to my house when my family were away for a week.

We watched TV and ordered some pizza.

She was cuddling into me and laying across my lap.

I still decided not to make my move and kiss her.

We stopped talking just a few weeks later.

I blew my chance.

These generic "hooded hacker man" images are hilarious

Praise be to the PENTABARF!

Someone with pierced titties please put one of them in my mouth as I would like to test this claim

And still survived. Legend

I've been patiently waiting for all these Brexit benefits we were promised. But they haven't been forthcoming. In fact, it's just been a shambles from day one. We've just given ourselves more problems to (not) deal with.