Alpha71

I'm running 3 40 inch TV's as monitors.

"Ma'am, this is a Wendy's..."

Let me tell you a story my friend. I felt just like you one night. So to take my mind off of it I went for a walk. I lived in a downtown core at the time and there was a bunch of night clubs close by.

Any ways I was walking past a nightclub that had a small line-up of patrons waiting to go inside. A cute couple who were snuggling in each others arms caught my eye. "Oh great" I thought "I can't escape this!" They were facing each other and laughing. Just as I get close to them the guy leans in and whispers something in her ear.

Well she must have not like it because she just hauls off and slaps him hard across the face. By the time I rounded the corner Security was having to hold them both apart while they were trying to fight each other.

I went home feeling alot better about myself and ordered domino's.

I worked a security gig where I had to call into a phone call center every hour to show I was awake. I was there for three day and got to know the girl on the other end pretty well. We ended up almost talking the entire last night.

We made arrangements to meet after we both got off work. I was incredibly nervous and my face had gotten itchy and i scratched it so badly my face swelled up. I had no way to get ahold of her to postpone our meet up. So we met and she freaked out at the sight of me and left. Never saw her again after that.

AI generation at it's finest.

Battlebit Remastered. I have it myself but don't play it much since I seem to always get picked off by snipers from way the fuck out there...

eh, I've only been eating rice and popcorn for the last 2 days...

"Very old and very kind, and the very, very last."

Going by Amazon, hardcover averages $26.75 and paperback is $22.30

ELI5?

I had to do a double take to make sure this wasn't an onion article.