Alwaysnownevernotme

The virgin mace wielder: Oh I can't march more than 20 miles a day, this thing keeps hitting my knee, my steed has a noticable limp to the right because I hit her while dismounting.

The Chad rock wielder: I'm sure there will be rocks when we get there.

I'm having throughts and prayers already.

Congress limits plate sizes to 6 inch diameter.

It's also a slippery slope to selling other peoples organs.

Yep I'm sure she wore those earrings as a prosecutor too.

To be fair Dump uses performance enhancing diapers.

I hope it's pet pygmy mamoths

With Leonard by his side my man would take on the universe.

We cannot overestimate the effect of Facebook on the mind.

Oh wait your serious?

I think if factory farming were more stringently regulated a lot more people would hunt than buy a $500 steak.

Is that an earring?

Kamala proposed a corporate tax hike. They will be pulling out literally All. The. Stops.

I would love to hear Elon explain the complete process that is mail in voting.

The process is actually more secure than in person voting. Especially on a machine.