Amro

joined 1 year ago
[–] Amro@kbin.social 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

@Early_To_Risa It's a rather elaborate way to offer a free parking space, bro

[–] Amro@kbin.social 16 points 4 months ago

@DougHolland "Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!"

[–] Amro@kbin.social 5 points 4 months ago
[–] Amro@kbin.social 4 points 5 months ago

@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!

@return2ozma

[–] Amro@kbin.social 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

@Daxtron2 At least one of you is doing it's job.

[–] Amro@kbin.social 9 points 5 months ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

[–] Amro@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

@Lanky_Pomegranate530 Our slaves have a safe word?

[–] Amro@kbin.social 4 points 6 months ago

@7heo Adam Ant is Elon Musks father?

[–] Amro@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

[–] Amro@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

@dohpaz42
I will miss my tables, I guess. But nobody ever heard of of concrete high rises?
@ZeroCool @Twinklebreeze @NOT_RICK @Lifecoach5000 @glibg10b

[–] Amro@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

@MinguPingu We have Absorbent Bobbert Cubic Trousers at home, honey

 

I was not satisfied with the available dating apps. So I launched my own free studfinder app for mobile and now I'm getting lots of attention from men that are really good with their hands.

Most of them are complaining that the app doesn't work to find nails with their phone...
That's my demographic;
Gullible guys, who are not afraid to handle some tools ;)

 

No, really... I insist.

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