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[–] null@slrpnk.net 102 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.

[–] Poiar@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Definetly feels like it should be illegal

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago (5 children)

aaaaaand the song is in my head again.

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[–] Skua@kbin.social 65 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it

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[–] Mautobu@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.

[–] Brocon@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Managed Democracy for everyone!

And in this scenario probably a trip to the Hague for me

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[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 26 points 9 months ago
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[–] nick@midwest.social 50 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.

Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I've yet to launch the rocket, but I'm only a thousand hours in :-/

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[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Fishing

I didn't realise our poaching laws were that severe

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.

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[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...

Fuck I love Minecraft!

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[–] Wutchilli@feddit.de 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 20 points 9 months ago

Your honor, the factory must grow.

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I picked a bad time to close a porn game.

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[–] Cyanogenmon@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.

And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.

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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 24 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Building a house in the woods without planning permission.

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[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The factory is growing to meet the demands of a growing factor(io)y

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Turning the universe into paperclips

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism

But absolutely zero murder

[–] Blank@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago

Killing thousands of mortally challenged, including a few with a chainsaw.

I’m probably not who you were hoping to reach with this meme lol

[–] neeeeDanke@feddit.de 18 points 9 months ago

Osha violations (Portal 2)

[–] SloppyPuppy@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Food was very sparce so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came with.

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Warframe Makes the Geneva convention a grocery list.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I was merging different colored jellies. It's actually pretty relaxing lol

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[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Impersonating a defense attorney.

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[–] supersonicstork@sopuli.xyz 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] t0fr@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably for driving truck into car while being drunk. (the former in game, letter in RL).

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[–] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 9 months ago

Not paying for the resources that I collected to survive while crash landed on an alien planet.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago

Spreading democracy

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Building a house...seems fitting.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Ecological warfare on a planet-wide scale

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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The last game I played was Insurgency, and I was playing as the "Security" side, so I'm golden. I could commit genocide and they wouldn't fucking touch my ass.

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[–] DrMango@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Mining rocks and killing bugs. Hey we all gotta make a living

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[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I will be protecting and distributing managed democracy across the galaxy.

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Calling in a 500kg bomb to kill a few bugs.

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[–] tuxtey@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Spreading Managed Democracy.

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[–] polysics@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Eradicating an entire species of bugs

[–] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

I think you mean SPREADING DEMOCRACY.

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[–] sidgames5@lemmy.zip 11 points 9 months ago

Building without a permit

[–] Fluke@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Dispensing Freedom.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

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