Antoine_St_Hexubeary

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[โ€“] Antoine_St_Hexubeary@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Have you ever looked at a tree and thought, 'Can I drink this?'

  1. If your bit depends on the audience being too stupid to remember that fruit juice exists, it's a bad bit.
  2. American dairy products often contain trace chemical contaminants from sources much scarier than trees. Link
  3. Interestingly, wood pulp does have a history as a food additive, but it's less of a "millennial nonsense" thing and more of a "ripoff scheme sometimes attempted by the agro-food establishment during periods of lax government oversight" thing. Link
[โ€“] Antoine_St_Hexubeary@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

imagine in like 2110 someone makes a rap musical about Alan Greenspan

Thanks to ChatGPT, we don't have to wait until 2110. Hell, we don't even have to wait until the end of the day.