ApeNo1

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[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 21 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Intel Outside

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 234 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Baberaham Lincoln

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 17 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Make Acronyms Go Awry

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 37 points 4 weeks ago

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 27 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

“Make Assholes Great Again”

Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the ~~baddies~~ assholes?”

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