ArmchairAce1944

Hitler was so fucking inept that many military projects had to be kept hidden from him in order to stop his meddling. Even some weapon systems such as the StG. 44 (world's first operational assault rifle) was once called the MP-44 in order to sell it to Hitler as a submachine gun since his parkinson's riddled mind would not comprehend how revolutionary the new rifle was.

Fired at earth because his planet was literally going to be destroyed. His parents sent him there because it was his best chance at surviving.

Nope, only went berzerk when the other cat was there and after the cat fled. I had to fend off my cat for hours and it took her quite a while to calm down. She was a bit passive-aggressive with me, walking by and hissing softly as he walked, almost like she was my wife who thought she caught me having an affair with another girl...

Believe me, it was scary. Have you ever had a cat attack you? I mean REALLY attack you, like being entirely unafraid of you. I never kicked a cat before in my life, but in this case I had to, both in self-defense and defending the other cat who she absolutely was trying to kill.

DUDE! In the 1940s they called Superman an immigrant... HE IS A FUCKING ALIEN!

Also he was an ILLEGAL alien! His escape pod landed outside some childless couple's farm house in the mid-west, and bless their hearts the first thing they did was adopt him.

I almost got a second cat this way. He was a super duper socialable and friendly cat... but I was fostering another cat who HATED other cats. I dont mean simple hissing and passive aggressive behavior... I mean she went completely apeshit and tried to kill him. Then she tried to kill me and was so berserk she just shat where she was standing...

That other cat was a bit of a neighborhood cat and was friendly with several people. I hope he was OK because... well, he did return during winter and it was freezing outside... but I couldn't let him in because my foster was still there...

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Not in Episode 1... that war wouldn't start until many, many years later. At that time it was a highly localized trade dispute that even the Jedi didn't think was that big of a deal until they tried to kill them.

I've been the bane of chickens all my life...

And stormtroopers are supposed to be very disciplined and resistant to bribery.

Yeah... why the fuck didn't he do that? I mean the place he was in was hosting a giant ass pod racing championship with tons of visitors, are you expecting us to believe that no one would appreciate republic credits there?

It would be like if you time traveled to 2001 and tried to spend USD with some drug dealer in some backwater country and they laughed in your face... are you kidding me? USD then and now (though it might be in decline) is often preferred to local currency.

Also according to ICE the lack of a criminal record and evidence of wrongdoing is only proof of how much of a criminal mastermind they are...

Can we skip to the good part where is 100% bankrupt and no other billionaire bails him out and he ends up being arrested by a rookie cop doing his first drug arrest as Elon nearly ODs on illegal street ketamine and literally no one in the legal system cares when he is given a life sentence?