I think I'd personally join up with Khorne. I'm not much for violence or rage, but I feel like he offers a pretty straightforward deal compared to the other gods. No shenanigans, no chance of becoming a spawn as long as I do what I'm supposed to, and although he's not gonna protect me he also isn't gonna backstab me.
Maybe I can forge weapons or something while blasting Amon Amarth? I feel like that's Khorne enough.
I agree with your sentiment, but just to be clear in US presidential succession the vice president (Vance) is next in line. So while I think he's a piece of shit and wholly incompetent, he is actually legitimately president if Mango Mussolini croaks.