AssaultRifle15

joined 4 years ago
 

im-vegan

 

Mine is purple. Specifically lavender or lilac, depending on how I'm feeling at the time.

 
 

It tastes exactly the same as the sparkling wines that come at a fraction of the price. The wily frogs have bamboozled me.

 

Buying speed from a dealer who was advertising on Craigslist. It all went fine, but that doesn't stop it from being a bad idea.

[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (5 children)

If your nihilism doesn't make you happy, you're doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It's actually dope as fuck that there's no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there's no standard you feel you have to meet.

 

I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

 
[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The overwhelming majority of car accidents are caused by people with driver's licenses, so having one obviously makes you a worse driver.

Whether they're all-in on China or think that Xi is the anti-Christ, the end result is exactly the same: absolutely nothing whatsoever. There isn't a local left, much less a national left; certainly there isn't anything that anybody could seriously call an international movement. The opinions of random westerners mean absolutely nothing to the CCP. Fixating on what we have zero influence over is wholly unproductive.

Maybe in 20 years we'll have cobbled together a movement that Beijing thinks is even worth offering a nod to, but right now we're a bit too irrelevant to worry about our place on the global stage.

[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A girl I was seeing asked me what I liked about her and I drew a complete blank. There was plenty to like about her, but when put on the spot I couldn't think of a single thing to say. I don't blame her for leaving me not too long after that.

The alternative is admitting that they had a complete meltdown over a balloon. People can force themselves to believe basically anything if it can save them the embarrassment of admitting they were enthusiastically wrong.

Thankfully it was only a warship, if it was a balloon things might have gotten serious.

[โ€“] AssaultRifle15@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I second that motion. Those guys are just the worst.

I would punch JFK in the face right as he's getting shot so it looks like I hit him so hard that his head exploded.

 

I'm not trying to be an asshole here. I'm sure I would love to gaze upon the Presence and Glory of God for, say, 1,000,000 years or so, but nothing stays exciting forever. How do I politely tell God that I want to go for that Buddhist final death thing?

 

in North Soviet China children are taught to etc.

Does a riding mower count as a tool?

 

Most wacky conspiracy theories manage to survive by being impossible to either prove or disprove, but Sovereign Citizens love filming themselves trying to talk their way out of being arrested or charged and subsequently eating shit. All the conspiracists these days are downloading their beliefs from YouTube and going wherever the algorithm takes them, so anyone looking at information on Sovereign Citizenery is also seeing the videos of people trying to put it into action and failing miserably.

How do people convince themselves that this is real when there are so many videos of people with similarly melted brains proving that this absolutely never works? I'm genuinely curious about what the rationale is. Do they think all the videos of judges telling Sovereign Citizens to shut the fuck up are fake, or that they didn't follow the script closely enough?

 

Awful, awful trash. If I see it in a recipe I disregard it entirely because clearly the author has defective taste buds and cannot be trusted. Don't hate me for being right.

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