Expand your definition. It's Authoritarianism you should really be afraid of.

When someone has their jackboot on your neck, what does it matter if it's left or right?

Isn't hard real time in the kernel now?

God damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer

I didn't know what I was doing so I chose at random.

I'm a good old fashioned NAP following libertarian/anarchist.

I don't really care about the left or right paradigm - what I care about is how badly you and your cronies are going to buttfuck us.

Friends don't let friends use Red Shat.

I run about an equal number of Slackware and FreeBSD boxen.

I fucking love you

It puts it's Configs in /etc/ or it gets the hose again.

Make lots of plum wine. I shit you not, it's delicious.

And so is damson wine by the way.

/r/fountainpens

I'll see myself out.

Australia here - we drink water straight from the tap, but I picked up the habit of drinking boiled water from my frequent trips to Shanghai.