Comrade, do you not see the Goose as our ally in the struggle against fascism and capitalism? The Goose does not bend to the will of its "superiors." It does not tolerate harassment of its community. It does not recognize ownership or have leaders. They take turns leading flights. They have sympathy, compassion, fierce determination, and are intelligent.
We should all strive to be like Comrade Goose.
I am generally against capturing comrades for show trials, but, as a liberal, I'll allow it in the spirit of compromise.