with all due respect geese are my friends and i am going to help them beat your ass, please dont post slanderous things about geese on chapo dot chat
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They sealed their fate when they harassed me for cornchips & gave me a good look at those flight muscles in the process.
Ever since then the urge lives in the back of my mind, tickling my reptile brain: "You're definitely edible, well fed & probably tasty, and you wont ever expect me to try shit". I totally understand why horny scurvacious sailors went ham on penguins now.
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2011/10/my-first-helping-of-canada-goose/246881/
https://www.vice.com/en/article/d75n8z/we-should-be-eating-more-canadian-geese
https://www.gq.com/story/the-case-for-eating-goose
https://www.foxnews.com/us/pa-food-bank-director-would-welcome-ny-goose-meat
Nearly 1,700 Canada geese were rounded up and gassed last year. This year the goose meat will be sent to Pennsylvania food banks.
Fuck yes, im not alone. Excellent research. Im promoting you to municipal Bird Czar.
Communism and killing lots of birds, name a better match.
Famines as a result.
Mao's real mistake was not serving up those sparrows on a bed of greens.
Comrade, do you not see the Goose as our ally in the struggle against fascism and capitalism? The Goose does not bend to the will of its "superiors." It does not tolerate harassment of its community. It does not recognize ownership or have leaders. They take turns leading flights. They have sympathy, compassion, fierce determination, and are intelligent.
We should all strive to be like Comrade Goose.
I see the decorations of the bourgeoisie flapping around a bunch of sterile curated lawns and asphalt lava flows. Geese have no internal cooperation, only a mad feudal struggle for nesting rights and hissing competitions.
Just try to fuck with the geese at a park. Individually they'll puff up and honk & try to batter you with their little wing-bone notches, but there's no team effort, no communal defense, no sense of camaraderie. Just an individualistic struggle for dominance over the mosquito infested waters of your local sump pond. Geese are lumpen, at best.