Baggins

Will you stop putting his name first as the main part of the subject?

We see his name first and have a heart attack.

Meet the new boss, Same as the old boss.

Nonces of the BBC boardroom table

We nonce whenever we're able

Aliens. Show us an alien, then we'll believe.

This gets me - if he's that fucking clever then he should have ended it by now. And he says he's good friends with Zelensky, how? Do they go out drinking together? They've probably spoken twice. America should be ashamed of Trump the Liar.

Putin's mum.

He does, he votes early and often.

That's not barely coherent, that's the weave!

Weaving in and out of reality more like.

Am really pissed off when interviewers or reporters don't just call him out there and then. They do it to people here in UK (a lot of the time) unless you're on a dog whistle station.

Get good old Nige to take to Clacton. It will only improve the place.

So hamberder and cofveve are real words? Got it.

Pipes clogged?

Well played.