BeatTakeshi

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If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine? in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

That next beverage is know as "sweet baby Jesus"

He puts it on top of the lettuce to leak all over it. in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Hittin it raw

Are there any occupations you uniquely oppose the existence of? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

West bank

OpenAI Execs Mass Quit as Company Removes Control From Non-Profit Board and Hands It to Sam Altman in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When he's done he'll be known as skynet

Funny that the betting company Ladbrokes is also a pun of broke lads in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world -3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Can't be both? Ladbrokes is also an anagram of rad blokes but is it funny?

If the Olympics and presidential elections only happen once every 4 years, why the hell are we not doing them on February 29th???? in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The Olympics you know are in fact Summer Olympics. Guess what there's winter Olympics. Probably 29th Feb is a bit late to catch enough good snow

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Funny that the betting company Ladbrokes is also a pun of broke lads (lemmy.world)
Eating More Plants Can Delay “Age Bursts” in Your 40s and 60s in c/health@lemmy.world
Would you consider making a sandwich to be "cooking?" in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

What matters is the loaf. Use the upper cut

Israeli soldiers raid, order closure of Al Jazeera office in Ramallah in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So what?? IDF investigates itself all the time! https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn8jg0x5xg8o.amp

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When someone says "Sorry, not sorry" they are still sorry for something. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Basically I'm sorry that you though I would be sorry for that other thing, but I'm not.

PSA: LinkedIn is using your data. in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That's because you left the EU.

Calls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrants in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour"

Do it do it do it do it in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

He'll feel like home because he grew up 3 miles away

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How is "son of a gun" an insult? (lemmy.world)
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Taux the rich: Petition (EU) (eci.ec.europa.eu)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/leftism@lemmy.world
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Hi there, if you are from one of the EU countries that didn't reach the threshold (see on the page), please sign this petition. ECI (European Citizen Initiatives) are petitions that forces the EU to take a decision on the matter if they reach 1 000 000 signatures.

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Man Arrested for Creating Fake Bands With AI, Then Making $10 Million by Listening to Their Songs With Bots (futurism.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/fakebandnames@lemmy.world
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The artist naming convention also followed a somewhat similar pattern, with names ranging from the normal-sounding "Calvin Mann" to head-scratchers like "Calorie Event," "Calms Scorching," and "Calypso Xored."

Is that one of you? ;-)

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So... beanie because homesick? (lemmy.world)
 
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What's the one music album you would take on a desert island? (lemmy.world)
 

I would take Kent: Hagnesta Hill (Say you have a 128mb mp3 player and a solar charger)

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The Papybaras (lemmy.world)
 
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Upcoming movie/serie about a TV show? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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I saw a trailer some months ago about a TV show anchor, that progressively slipped to supernatural tropes. Does it ring a bell to anyone?

Edit: sorry mods I realise it is not an open ended question.

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Anyone still giving a name to your car, and what is it? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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My blue civic back in 2005 was nicknamed cobalt. "You can take cobalt to pick dad up at the airport". Something I had picked up from Gone in 60 seconds that I found cool (naming cars, not cobalt)

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When Harris had to pick a VP, all media kinda agreed it should be a white male, to balance the fact that she is black and a woman. So Walz is the DEI hire. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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If you ask me, I'm upset no one picked up that this consideration was sexist and racist, although it is indeed the best choice for her to win, which reflects how bad US can't get over race and gender.

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US8246454B2 (discuss.tchncs.de)
 
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