Beaver

Harambe in 2016, peanut in 2024

If Trump wins, they'll be blamed

If Harris wins, liberals will smugly gloat about how they never needed Arab American votes

As unbelievable as it might sound, in the USA justice system, if a lawyer knows their client is guilty as hell, they are not supposed to just pretend otherwise and make up crazy legal theories in court to try to get them off the hook. Lawyers who make such grossly bad-faith arguments like this in front of a judge are supposed to get disbarred.

I hope so, even if just to end the pin-balling between PNP and PPD.

This is why there's so much exuberance on the stock market

Porky sleeps soundly knowing that any potential leadership of the US is completely captured by the interests of capital.

this shit's gonna give Matt another stroke

It's not Nazi heraldry unless it comes from the National Socialist region of Bavaria!

Controversial statement: Noon on the clock should correspond to solar noon.

That also means not having timezones that are completely out of whack with solar time.

I don't like spooky movies, I get freaked out too easily.

...but The Thing is so good.

This is flippant of me, but I think it's obvious that Libertarianism is just what happens when you would otherwise arrive Liberalism or Anarchism, but don't do the homework.

I don't think it's true, nor is it true if what he meant was that more people died per-capita. A perplexing and distracting mistake.