I'll just accuse the person of never intending to make friends in the first place and say this instead: No. Go after people who actually act on these things directly instead of coming up with these little bizarre steparound antics ..
..trying to spin things as a '''can't be friends'' moment is just cheap.
Probably never bothers to make things work, nor willing to think about whether anything is jest or remark. Faithless, hopeless, presumptuous, and entirely too superficial. In all honesty, it's the other way around: weak(cheap) people deserve no friends either. You need to earn things and work towards a relationship. You don't deserve freebies for being a spiritual cheapskate.
Eww gross, I don't wanna hear your unrelated anti authority sperg tangent. You derailed for the wrong thing. Do you do that alot?
The toilets at my moms house are teeny tiny so this doesn't matter on them
But yes... without the toilet plunger on the right: Do not even try the left one with a modern day toilet, it's sooooo messy