Blackout

That's it, the hogs of war are let loose. I'm gonna Machiavelli all over the place now.

Well you think that, but just like Dax, the yoke of capilatism is appealling. Then you remember you aren't just getting into bed with Jadziya, but with an old grizzle man, few other strangers, maybe even a being with barbed genitals. There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again

lol, it was early

I've discovered resistance really is futile. All hail Kevin

Have you ever known Garak to practice brevity? That's just not his style. He likes to talk about many many subjects. Have you ever heard of the american fable about the boy who cried wolf. Riveting! Does your people eat wolves? I must admit I am interested in seeing what it tastes like. Now if you don't mind, I'm late for my brunch with the doctor.

Let me play you the music of my people

I guess

comments <4 words thx!

BONUS: If you ever happen to be trapped in a room alone with a flautist, remember this advice:

Well, the chinese version of chocolate is a bean. So the Klingon version must be some bug you have to wrestle to death first.