Nice asbestos tent, but she still got Gollum fingers doe. 😏

@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today, have you done iMac & Cheese yet? 😏

this guy's sweater makes his arms look like they are an outgrowth of his hips

Hah! Ima getting Bert vibes from his eyebrow area.

Valve:

Wait 'til they see En Passant Spiders.

starprick

now imagine a dildo full of sensors that can map pressure and then a sexhole that can replay those pressures back in sequence.

Like FUFMe?

We are so going to get Kessler syndrome. I hate humans

Future spaceship pilots on breaking Earth atmo:

Lul, how are they marketing them?
Teabags for vampires?

Cigarettes have always brought people together.
Whether it's to ask a stranger for a light, or giving a son a reason to bond with his dad. 😏

Also Sir Isaac Newton:

autism or not!

Lmaoà, I thought 'tism was patriotism at first because guns + patriots unoe? Autism makes more sense.