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What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.
Pentapenis
Welcome to Five Guys!
Starfucker
Your mom's fidget spinner.
Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite
"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
Pentacock
Cocktopus
Fuck I was gonna say that :'(
So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery
PENVS
That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken
starprick
"No, this is Patrick"
Gatling penis
Dickstar
It's a five star porn-hub
Moby's Dicks
The penis wheel
Organic free range dildo star before harvest
5 player co-op
It ain't gonna sucker itself.
Patrick PornStar
The cocktail starfish
Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!
Five girls one star
Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother
Patrick and his five brothers.
I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie
Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.
Your partner will finally be pleased!
That's a penisea star
Ass to ass!
Fivehead.
Mr. Stealyourgirl
Patdick Star
But I don't wanna pat the dicks
This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.
The Seanis
Slumber Party
Falustarfish
Paige, no, no, no, no, no!
A growing star.
"I give this orgy 5 stars!"
Boner's star.
Stellatum glandem
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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