ChadCMulligan

Ok… so now what are the blue checks paying for if not to be on top of your feed? Just the blue checkmark?

Best part for me is that both of these rich dickheads literally own social media platforms and they still couldn’t pull this off 🤷‍♂️🤣

3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow

What, like racist shotguns and bawdy pistols?

One of the best dodgers, everyone is saying it, very large men with even bigger tears in their eyes are saying it to me on the street

I would

What? The guy who brought the coffee? He’s just some guy, total coincidence, never met the guy

• trump, tomorrow, probably

PS, Please send $$$ donations immediately!

Dude is so likable and squeaky clean seeming that it makes me worry his crawlspace is full of human remains or something

Man, that sounds horrible. I’ve only been bit on my arms and neck by them. I would pass on ladybug eardrum bites if offered, thank you.