ChadCMulligan

Cats dig waterwheels though, everybody knows that.

If you live near a stream or river you could easily rig a water wheel to dispense cat food at whatever rate you want with the right gear combos and some scoop buckets with flaps

What could go wrong…?

I bring a small torch lighter and pop them out as I go

And why should they? We’re a civilized people aren’t we?

He doesn’t deserve your water, besides, it belongs to the tribe

He’s no cunning linguist, either

A lot of people are saying he’s a weird guy 🤷‍♂️

Again, it is the legend.

There’s no way a ferengi would bankrupt a casino.

Nope, they’re mostly selfish assholes in my family

It’s just that much closer to the Woo-Hoakes lobe of the brain, which is responsible for controlling the placebo effect in most mammals