He hasn't managed to start any global conflicts, despite his best efforts. All the other countries are having to be the adult in the room while he shits the bed.
ChaoticEntropy
joined 2 years ago
All of these things you mention weren't solved by people running out on to the streets and getting their rocks off lynching the first offending party they met, no.
Naturally the solution to all of life's problems is murder.
Crowdsourcing your assassination is an interesting plan.
That will be bittersweet for any countries he destroys whilst flailing.
I'm not going to burn your house down, rest easy knowing that. :)
I have mine, I used it a few times, I did not care for it. I can't stand using a touchpad in place of physical sticks. I found it to be worse than a mouse for mouse needs and worse than a standard controller for controller needs. All just felt a bit gimmicky.
"Should we kill everyone who isn't my ethnic group? What? We can't ask questions now!?!"
The first dunk is the hardest
"To complete the task, I bred a human dog hybrid capable of dunking at unprecedented levels."
"There was an emergency because someone was dying, so I lied and gave instructions that would hasten their death. Now there is no emergency."
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Spiderman was just some orphaned kid from Queens.