Cliffjumper

joined 1 year ago
[–] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Sales of fake moustaches are gonna skyrocket

[–] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never been to a wedding where tapping the side of a wine glass didn't immediately silence the room.

No idea why a gun would be necessary.

[–] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it's on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

[–] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Still can't bring myself to use proton pass. I'll be much happier when proton drive better integrates with desktop machines as well but calendar, VPN, email and the bonus simplelogin premium are way too useful.

[–] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago (17 children)

Oh look, another one.

YouTube: premium is increasing

Spotify: we're increasing your sub

Bank: we're increasing your mortgage

Supermarket: we're increasing your food spend

Car insurance: we're increasing your premium

Household bills: we're increasing water, gas and electricity

Broadband: we're increasing your fees

Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

Salary: fuck you, peasant

Bank Of England: Just stop spending

Disney: Hi ...

[–] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

[–] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is. That word is "alles".

[–] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The scene where Hulk jumps into Ultron's jet and, from off screen, you get James Spader's exasperated "Oh, for god's sake".

Love that moment.

[–] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Twitter > Mastodon

YouTube > Peertube

*Cloud > NextCloud

Instagram > Pixelfed

Reddit > Lemmy

[–] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I know, right?

I'm an INTERNATIONAL terrorist, thank you very much.

I'm not about to destroy my OWN country... my government at least does THAT for me!

😄