Creamsicle

joined 6 months ago
[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I grew up in Southern California, USA and I remember this shit in elementary school, I think.

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s Creamsicle! Grr!

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Oh boy a whale movie!

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It tastes like squids.

 
[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Last night I put a chop stick in my mouth and said “Look at me I’m a narwhal” and my friend said I was being “kind of racist.”

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wrote a song!

🎶 The hip bone is connected to the whale bone 🎶
And the whale bone is connected to the—whale bone
And the whale bone is connected to the—other bone
And that’s all the parts of a whale!

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is míol mór mé!

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Uh oh I think they’re starting to get bored.

[–] Creamsicle@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Today my friend is giving me a bath. It’s fun!

But also I gave myself an owwie because my friend showed me a mirror and I thought it was another silly orange whale like me and I tried to say hi and got really excited and I hit my head.

 

And don’t say sperm whale (Physeter macrocephalus) just because the name is funny. I’m a sperm whale so it’s kind of mean.

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