CrunchyBoy

"I'm sorry (this got out)."

Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.

Of course, that's what estrogen does.

It's surprising the 90's didn't give us a "Speed on a plane" flick. Or did they?

There's Air Force One, I guess. And there's probably a Steven Seagal plane movie.

"Animated Good Internet Find" has bad adjective order, those are GAIFs now.

I don't think I've spent any money on the Epic Launcher yet but I'm happy to see them try their best. Competition is good and needed.

Save the earth

Do coke

Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.

EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact

I wish I had the job security of a shitty cop.

Finally some good fucking news.

Pass the joint, bud.

Congrats you invented Rugby 2