[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I’ve wanted Biden to croak and the party be forced to get behind Kamala sooo bad. Boom, younger candidate, female, minority(Indian mother, Jamaican father) incumbent that can be elected 2 more times. Maybe the plan is for it to happen next term? Idk. I don’t know a single thing she’s done besides be a VP, but damn give me someone who doesn’t look like they gonna die any second.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Alternatively you get the funky song that decides to have some weird change up for the last 10-20 seconds which you suffer through on every repeat.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Other fantasy doesn’t always do that, treating each more as its own race. I’ve seen male succubi and female incubi. It’s kinda hilarious.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I spent way too long thinking this was a shitpost ablut fucking up a tie knot.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago

I was called by my own phone number once. Nothing suspicious there.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

I’ve been asked for tips when having carryout. And also getting a scoop of ice cream. Tipping is a relic of racist practices when southern people didn’t want to pay emancipated black workers a wage. It only still exists because restaurant owners lobby congress to keep it a thing. Stop bribing congress and pay your employees you fucks.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

The correct term is “checkmate trap” the opponent knew that you would have no choice but to take the en passant, otherwise you would have “no balls”. Referees would require you to drop your pants afterwards and check for anal bead vibrators.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

The people who would deny genders would totally deny all the crazy extra dimensions.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

They also had that in Fc4. If you don’t run away, eventually the dictator comes back and takes you to spread your mother’s ashes, and later takes your on a helicopter tour to shoot guns and stuff. Credits roll.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Ha! You fool! Time for these hacker skills

Computer, rotate image 90 degrees!

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago

I am so happy to be bamboozled by you.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My Dad got frustrated with docs as people saw that as an invitation to edit the document, or cut and paste stuff he would write. So he switched to using PDF whenever other people got involved.

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