I'm surprised nobody said wank yet.

237216938 logging off.

Nah, that can't be right, I'm pretty sure it was them sweet sweet scritches. I asked, former wolf agrees.

As proven by the fact that dogs exist. I bet wolves were constantly itchy as well, but receiving those excellent scritches over millennia, they turned into the gentle doggos that we know today. And now I can have one of these 30kg predators in my house, trusting me with their life and sleeping on me occasionally and not mauling me with their sharp teeth, just because of the power of scritches.

This. I've had nothing but great experiences with zram on resource constrained VMs in an enterprise grade cluster.

As you wish. sigh BRING OUT THE FLUGENGRETHEIMCHEN!!!

The dog was the best!

Very true! And once you've done it for a while, you start to notice other cachers by the way they are awkwardly standing in unusual places trying to look inconspicuous.

Metube might be right for you.

Ansiblings for Ansible (yes, I know this isn't a programming language)

My wife has gained roughly 60 kg since I meet her many years ago, which some might see as that kind of limitation, but you know, I don't even see that when I look at her. She is smart as fuck, a great engineer, a wonderful mother, and just overall the better half of me. It's just so easy to love her, and I would never even consider leaving her for looks. We all have our imperfections, but that's not to say we're not worthy of love. Oh yeah, I'm a terrible smart ass, overweight, impatient, not a great father, and I don't communicate very well. Beats me what she sees in me.

With a username like this, I'd give all my hosts and servers moon names. Like the moons of Jupiter (Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto).