[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

Guess you're too young to remember the PS/2 cable all mouse and keyboards used.

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

"Pull my finger."

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

In 2 months though?

The fact that it was a known issue, should have clued them in that maybe it should be used for memes, NFTs, and other crap that means absolutely nothing in the real world.

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago
[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

I have like 10 accounts across 10 instances, all with the same username. If 1 is down, I just go to the next, and still have access to all my subs.

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 59 points 11 months ago

I've had Amazon packages delivered by some dude wearing basketball shorts and a t-shirt driving a random Toyota Corolla. It's like they use Uber for delivery.

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 85 points 11 months ago

Just a reminder that Trump is a convicted rapist, by definition of the word rape. It's legally defined as sexual assault in NY.

Trump is a convicted rapist.

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

I mean, they weren't exactly my favorite pants, and the shake was good. Yeah, I'd say it was worth it.

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 28 points 11 months ago

First time I shit my pants as an adult was after drinking a super sized chocolate shake from McDonald's.

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Then we cast Terry Crews for the other one too.

For Snow White, we need Danny Devito, Warwick Davis, Bridget Powers, Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, Gary Oldman, and Nicolas Cage for the roles of the dwarves. For the Wicked Queen, Andy Samberg, and the mirror is Margot Robbie using the Harley Quinn voice. If Margot is unavailable, we have Tom Cruise as Les Grossman as the mirror.

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 64 points 11 months ago

I'd pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it's almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.

Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

The guys over at Sync are working on a Lemmy app too. It's only for Android, though, I believe.

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