Elon_Musk

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Remember that one time Obama gave me $465 Million because I am so smart and awesome. Pepperidge farm remembers. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Remember that one time Obama gave me $465 Million because I am so smart and awesome. Pepperidge farm remembers. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Remember that one time Obama gave me $465 Million because I am so smart and awesome. Pepperidge farm remembers. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Elon_Musk@lemm.ee -4 points 1 day ago

Yeah he was cool when he was giving me money.

Now everyone forgot about that "long form birth certificate". Better send him back to Africa.

Welcome to the US in c/pics@lemmy.world
Remember that one time Obama gave me $465 Million because I am so smart and awesome. Pepperidge farm remembers. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Elon_Musk@lemm.ee -1 points 1 day ago

It’s one of three loans totaling almost $8 billion

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Remember that one time Obama gave me $465 Million because I am so smart and awesome. Pepperidge farm remembers. (www.wired.com)
1/24/2025 - US Department of Labor to cease and desist all investigative and enforcement activity in c/keeptrack@lemmy.world
[–] Elon_Musk@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

I'm sick and tired of these lazy mexicans who can't put a simple lithium ion battery in the back of an aluminum alloy body with "ultra high strength steel" which I personally designed and fabricated when I wasn't smoking meth.

It's Only a Matter of Time in c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world
[–] Elon_Musk@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's it for you. You are banned from x.com

Maybe take some time to think about these hurtful woke things that you say.

It's Only a Matter of Time in c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world
[–] Elon_Musk@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Well I'm the best computer programmer space engineer and I'm smarter than you are. Good luck with your C++ calculator on Windows 10 when I start to terraform Mars in 2026.

Welcome to the US in c/pics@lemmy.world
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Trump's second term is a 'billionaire feeding frenzy', says AOC in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Elon_Musk@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

My micropenis submarine has already banned AOC from X.com because I saved drowning underaged malaysian soccer players from the pedos in the so-called british special forces.