Thank you for your service. I was going to say the same thing.

Home fries outclass french fries all day in my book.

You know what’s a great way to spruce up a bagel and cream cheese and get kind of a sandwich too? Add lettuce, tomato, and onion and eat the bagel like a sandwich.

I do everything bagel, toasted with either veggie or jalapeño cream cheese with lettuce, tomato, and onion and boy howdy.

Also great on an egg and cheese as well.

FardyCakes wants the Supreme Court to stop hearing Clarence Thomas.

Ohm me ohm my

What’s jabling jables?

“Walk around like a maniac” is an amusing turn of phrase to me.

Does it also explain why I’m wearing a Taco Belt?

Is this like a riddle or something?

"You can't believe things you read on the Internet."

• The Internet

10 months used to be the standard, until some Caesers ended up getting a couple of months named after them.

September (7th month) October (8th month) November (9th month) December (10th month)

Those months would also be named appropriately again if we dropped July and August…. But then I’d lose my birthday.

So strange to hear John and Paul singing together at such different “ages.”

Listening got me emotional. So, I can’t imagine how Paul and Ringo felt during that all these years later.

Big superhero origin story energy.