South Park explained this quite well in "Volcano"

Live every week, like it's shark week.

You're slightly off. A senile old man vs a senile old man that's also a convicted criminal.

Dude, the corporations pinky sweared that they totally did it. What more could you ask for?

Lindsay Graham did the same thing in his last re-election

It takes a big man to admit his mistakes and I am that big man.

You can also leap backwards

Typo in the headline

Bible 2: Hebrew Boogaloo

She was already a billionaire. Just not a hundred billionaire.

Political bullshit is all it is. Why is this an issue all of a sudden? Who cares? If you don't want your children to see one, don't go. Where are all these kids that are going to drag shows unsupervised or without parental permission?

What is this? The tiny town from Footloose?