FistingEnthusiast

joined 4 weeks ago

They will vote to be hurt, so long as they think that the people they hate will be hurt worse

When it's tough, break it down

"I will not drink today" becomes "I will not drink this hour"

You can do it

Thuddy

Stingy is for other applications, but it's all about striking (tee hee!) that balance

My bedroom is for sleeping and fucking

Admittedly, so is my sofa, but one is definitely more purpose-built...

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Seriously, the fact that he's in charge of the health system is just a metaphor for the entirety of America

It's just fucked.

Fundamentally broken, and the majority of people just shrug their shoulders.

The populace is like the elephant who was tethered to a small stake while young and doesn't realise that it can rip it out now

You're all beaten down from birth

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was passionately in love with a parasitic substance abuser

It was fun. By all the gods people have invented, it was fun. She was amazing at turning on the charm. All my friends were thrilled for me, saying how delightful she was

What they didn't see was the manipulation, the abuse and expert-level twisting of everything to be either my responsibility or my fault

It all fell apart when I was busy working and she started using again. We weren't angels. We drank (her drinking worried me, and that's saying a lot given how fond of booze I am), we took drugs, we were playing very hard

If I hadn't ended it, I know that it would have cost me everything. I was perilously close to doing things that would have cost me my career (which I did eventually anyway, but under quite different circumstances)

But without my "supervision", she slipped back into getting high as soon as she was awake. I started to see why she was a child in an adult's body

One day, her excuses for her shitty behaviour sounded even more hollow than usual, so I pulled the pin.

I learnt a lot. I'm glad it happened, but I wouldn't do it again.

Nope

If you want to kill romance and intimacy, then put a TV in the bedroom

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Taking the perfect line through a corner on my motorbike

It's a transcendental feeling

Our tale is definitely unconventional, but it's a dream come true!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It seems like a pretty good bunch of people here

We can keep having silly conversations and entertaining each other

It's amazing how a sense of community can come from things like this

I met my amazing fiancée on the platform that shall not be named, just engaging in the comments, then DMs, then off-platform, then realising that we really liked each other. So we met IRL, and the rest is history!

I'd just grab a beer, sit down somewhere and wait for them to wonder what's happening

Occupational safety and health authority

The people who try to stop people hurting themselves by doing dumb stuff at work

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