FistingEnthusiast

It was an idea in China

A awful idea

I never did in the first place

It always seemed weird and artificial to me

Is that what they mean when they say "have you found jeebus?"

I always say "how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?"

I've given it a go, but it doesn't feel good for me.

I've heard it described as "fucking from within"

It's easy to do damage, so there's a lot of precautionary information. Take notice of it! There's a reason why it's repeated everywhere

I have a couple of videos up that aren't quite sounding, but I recommend that you don't jump in the deep end. Take things very slowly, because while everything might feel fine at the time, you'll definitely notice it afterwards, for a couple of days sometimes

Never use numbing lubes. You want to know immediately if things are going wrong. It will feel intense, but pain is a bad sign. Learn the difference between intense sensation and pain, otherwise you can guarantee that you won't have fun

It's wise to start with flexible sounds, and go slowly

Don't forget to pee afterwards too. It's going to sting a little bit when you do. That's better than risking an infection

Good luck to you!

I'm happy to answer any questions that I can

They will vote to be hurt, so long as they think that the people they hate will be hurt worse

When it's tough, break it down

"I will not drink today" becomes "I will not drink this hour"

You can do it

Thuddy

Stingy is for other applications, but it's all about striking (tee hee!) that balance

My bedroom is for sleeping and fucking

Admittedly, so is my sofa, but one is definitely more purpose-built...

Seriously, the fact that he's in charge of the health system is just a metaphor for the entirety of America

It's just fucked.

Fundamentally broken, and the majority of people just shrug their shoulders.

The populace is like the elephant who was tethered to a small stake while young and doesn't realise that it can rip it out now

You're all beaten down from birth

I was passionately in love with a parasitic substance abuser

It was fun. By all the gods people have invented, it was fun. She was amazing at turning on the charm. All my friends were thrilled for me, saying how delightful she was

What they didn't see was the manipulation, the abuse and expert-level twisting of everything to be either my responsibility or my fault

It all fell apart when I was busy working and she started using again. We weren't angels. We drank (her drinking worried me, and that's saying a lot given how fond of booze I am), we took drugs, we were playing very hard

If I hadn't ended it, I know that it would have cost me everything. I was perilously close to doing things that would have cost me my career (which I did eventually anyway, but under quite different circumstances)

But without my "supervision", she slipped back into getting high as soon as she was awake. I started to see why she was a child in an adult's body

One day, her excuses for her shitty behaviour sounded even more hollow than usual, so I pulled the pin.

I learnt a lot. I'm glad it happened, but I wouldn't do it again.

Nope

If you want to kill romance and intimacy, then put a TV in the bedroom

Taking the perfect line through a corner on my motorbike

It's a transcendental feeling