Last year I found a lifeless bird caught in the decorative fence meant to keep my dog from jumping off the terraced part of my yard. It was really sad, but I learned that leaving a strip of tall grass behind the fence prevented the birds from flying through it.
Last month a robin broke its neck on my front window, so I've decided the entire place must be cursed
What in the heck are today's words? Sounds like someone had a good party last night, but was hungover this morning xD