GaiusGornicusCaesar

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[–] GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

IT'S BEEN A LOOONG TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–] GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Happy Birthday! Thanks for the great memes, even if you just found them. Funniest dude on this site.

[–] GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, I think- oh wait you want me to answer via telepathy? Okay,

meaningThe joke is that if he mistakes DS9 (the more popular one) for Empok Nor, he's most likely a follower of the cult of the Pah-Wraiths. They used the same production model so its kinda hard to distinguish between them.

 

Seriously, with the devastating defeat to the Borg and the Borg uni-matrix, you would have thought that Voyager would have took home some extras cubes, or at least Spheres or Probes as souvenirs. The Borg wouldn't of noticed that those ships weren't Borg, and Starfleet would have gotten some killer Victory Royales against the Borg. Plus, what Starfleet officer wouldn't want to serve aboard a Borg cube? It's not like they're scary, with a lot of points for people to people to fall down, and the abundance of entertainment and personal space on this ship really provides an awesome, no risk and no assimilation whatsoever experience! So why didn't Starfleet employ more Borg Cubes instead of spamming the space bar and blowing them up without second thought?

 
 
 
 
[–] GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We are the Borger. Lower your drinks and surrender your chips. We will add your mixological and culinary distinctiveness to our own, Your grill will adapt to service our cooking style. Resistance is futile on an empty stomach.

DECKD WK 2, EP 3 Solved in 1

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https://www.playparamountplus.com/DECKD

[–] GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Translating the website (search up Castra Sweden), it seems to be an IT consultant/management place (that has a lot of sci-fi references from Star Wars/Star Trek), so this is probably the best and most accurate translation. Good job on your Klingon! You are a glorious warrior, unlike me!

[–] GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The one where Weyoun makes his first appearance. Can't think of the name.

I'm stealing beepbeep-chair and since the option to stop me is not written in the Rules of Acquisition, you have no economic right to stop me. If you send an army after me, you'll be met with my 17 stolen Inquiry-class vessels, my 13 stolen Constitution III-class vessels, and my 9 stolen Excelsior-II class vessels. I am Haro of Cardassia. Do not resist.

 
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wack wack Meow! (startrek.website)
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Janeway to Tuvix (startrek.website)
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