GeeDubHayduke

joined 7 months ago

"Short, quippy, and wrong." You're deciding someone else's position for them, and then debating that.

"You're a right-winger."

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago

"What drunken German gynecologist invented that sport?

'First, i vill dress like a sperm, then i vill shove an ice skate up my ass, then i vill go balls first down an ice chute. Ya. Dat vill be fun.'

'But Hans, how vill you steer?'

'I vill do kegels! Ya!'"

Robin Williams

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I usually say such things to such individuals not as a way to bring them out of their obvious delusion, but as a way to highlight said delusion to others that read it afterwards.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Are you three..‽ It would explain your absolutely atrocious understanding of the world around you, and it would be a fine excuse for your conversational/debate "skills."

I'm white I think it’s enough now to have a right to vote in there, no?

Are you also a billionaire? Cos if you're not, you might as well cast your vote now, whenever you are. It'll count just as much as mine in the coming "elections."

"Rob Schneider is Kenny!"

Titan A.E. isn't great, but for some reason i enjoyed it.

Ditto Battle: Los Angeles

Is he a mess, or is he depressed?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with Russia, man?

Degraded man.

Russia, man.

Disagree. If it's knowledge that's needed to gain citizenship, and he's calling to strip citizenship, he should at least know "the date of a thing," yes?

Yeah! Maybe, bring on a Cheney for the next campaign! THAT'LL work!

Rotary phone has too many holes. Broke immersion. Completely unplayable.

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