Goblin

joined 3 years ago
[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Funding an entire Chinese public works project by gacha rolling on a character with the biggest ass you've ever seen

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ye my work computer is still fucked

Edit: Actually IT is pushing fixes now

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just learned about jalapeno hands. Wtf how have I never experienced this before? I've been cutting up jalapenos for a long time gloveless.

Pain receptors going oof owchie

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Found a new type of guy, asphalt andy.

Puts stickers on his truck like asphalt life and pave the rainforest

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

PSA mods are pulling for zhu yuan, a freaking cop!

They're hoarding polychromes, oink oink porky

Know where their loyalties stand and be ready...

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Big bummer for the office goblin. Co workers getting a new job which means what was once a team of 3 is now just a team of me.

Might actually have to work more often to keep up instead of playing vidya. My zenless zone zero plans, now just a memory .

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My friends boyfriend (whom I hate) is excited and preordered the new elden ring dlc. Fucker doesnt know he needs to beat end game bosses to play it he-haw, he's not even close

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

White ppl celebrating HAM, heard that one before shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Hey id check out altered. Doesn't release retail til September but had the largest kickstarter for a tcg.

Games reminiscent of old gwent if you ever played that. Doing some interesting things with production on demand and 1 of 1 unique cards.

Don't know how well it'll populate LGS' since it's so crowded rn but I think the games sick and has huge potential.

Nice art as well, reminds me a little bit of riots art style

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Skill issue ace-heart

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mods forced me to play crosscode

I kept losing to the green haired tankie and whenever I did they would laugh at me and rub my face in the carpet saying, "Learn to perfect guard, you stupid idiot"

Now that I escaped, they better crosscode their fingers they'll experience a quick death.

sicko-lea

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Combat is fun and the pokemon gear is a cool concept but man playing this shit on mobile sucks. Typical gacha story that's just ass lore dump +1 for no gremlin mascot tho (that I've seen). Hope they port to console real soon cuz they got to compete with ZZZ which I'm way more pumped for

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