Ah lads it’s obviously for the high explosive rounds

Hah! They can try

“If you are interested in getting help with child abuse, here are some resources”

Hi ChildHelp, can you help me kick the shit out of some kids please?

As an IT support person, the problem I have with these mice is that the left mouse button is also on the vertical. So when heavy-handed users click on a file in explorer, they also slightly drag down, so the file “disappears” into a folder, and now it’s a support ticket to get the file restored.

Sigh.

Shuh-vawn

Welcome to the world of Irish names!

We got:

• Dearbhla (Derv-la, f)
• caoilfhionn (kee-lin, f)
• Meadhbh (Maeve, f)
• Saoirse (seer-shuh, f)
• Seoirse (shor-shuh, m)
• Caoimhín (kee-veen, m)
• Sadhbh (sive, f)

And many more!

Wait wait wait. Your butter has flavouring added? Like, I realise I’m spoiled here in Ireland, but fuck mei can’t even picture what that might be

Sexual twice, then never again.

I will always upvote this, it’s up there with the cotton picking school trip as one of the funniest vids on the internet.

The Scottish one is purple burglar alarm

I once thought I had snuck a small one out at the supermarket. I realised it was evil and slid away. A family came up the stairs from the car park right into it. Amid wailing and bashing of teeth from the teenagers, I heard the dad say, “that’s a stink bomb, you can tell by the smell.”

One of the proudest moments of my life.

It looks like an ai created it. Looks like a tank if you squint, but look closer and it’s just random bullshit layered over itself