GreenPlasticSushiGrass

joined 1 year ago

He's also eating peanut butter out of the jar. And he's a raccoon.

-Netflix has bought the rights to your post and developed a new series!
-After after a half-season of enthusiastic viewership and numbers that our soulless executives don't like, we have canceled your series!

I'm about to make a pot of coffee and we have two packages of peanut butter cremes. There will be no last cookie today, only regret and self-loathing.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Have you committed a crime that somebody noticed?" slams book shut

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was about 12 years old when they were popular, and I was in the market for posers with an average sound.

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

I live in a coal-producing area, and I agree with all of your points and I can't wait for the coal industry to be a thing of the past. However, coal is still best for making steel. The amount of coal that we need for producing steel is miniscule compared to the amount that is being mined for energy, but as long as we need steel, we will need at least some coal to produce it economically.

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 42 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Bro put the punchline in the title.

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