[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 45 points 5 months ago

I tend to think people shit on Musk more than they should, but holy shit does it bug me when a CEO talks about engineering problems with such bravado.

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 44 points 6 months ago

That’s… why we want the labels?

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 44 points 8 months ago

“I could rewrite this in a week!”

~ junior dev, 3 months ago

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 38 points 9 months ago

software developers with access to GitHub’s Copilot chatbot were able to finish a coding task 56 percent faster than those who did it solo

Are these competent developers, or the kind who already take 4 or 5 times longer to do a task than their peers?

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 32 points 9 months ago

Value watching is just printf; change my mind

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 37 points 11 months ago

Who says you have to drop it? I've got stuff from 2007 in there somewhere.

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 59 points 11 months ago
  • Installs antivirus on servers that wrecks application performance
  • installs content filtering proxy that prevents developers from reading “hacking materials” like OWASP documentation
  • won’t let developers install anything on their own machines without filing a ticket and waiting 6 weeks
  • pushes unannounced antivirus updates that pop up OS security dialogs like “Netscan Antivirus would like to monitor all network traffic. Enter your password to approve”, and is surprised when users don’t enter their passwords.

Your corporate IT guy

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 34 points 11 months ago

Y’all gonna regret this when Ron DeSantis gets put in charge of deciding which information is false enough to be deleted.

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 85 points 11 months ago

4 years later: "this button is the wrong color. fix it ASAP"

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 42 points 11 months ago

Avatar The Last Airbender has the same amount of lore as Star Trek? How are we measuring this?

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 33 points 11 months ago

You’re supposed to wait until they re-release it on a new console with the same graphics for $70, then pay for it then, dummy.

[-] HairHeel@programming.dev 35 points 1 year ago

Now include links to their preferred lemmy alternatives

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