Haus

joined 2 years ago
[–] Haus@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

That description landed me on "Boomer Pete Davidson" which isn't that far off.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The foundations of my French were built on puzzling out the backs of shampooing bottles while sitting on the crapper, pre-internet.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

As a pentagenarian, I don't love the fact that my shit stinks, but I've come to terms with it, and don't expect it to change anytime soon. Same with racism in the South.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Welcome to Denmark.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago

If you accidentally upvote yourself on another platform, you could go blind.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Canada Episode 3: The Revenge of the Maple

[–] Haus@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Because nobody can understand what they're talking about in the North.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There was an interesting conversation about this meme on that other website once. Once transporters got biofilters (TNG era, iirc), you could presumably use them to defecate and deurinate the body during transport. Not only would it prevent unsightly messes in the transporter room in cases like this, but it would probably give you a little spring in your step after a tiring away mission.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 22 points 2 years ago (10 children)

The 125 downvotes is pretty remarkable.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

I'm reading it on startrek.website, so, I, just, read, it, like, Kirk.

[–] Haus@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've seen some Scottish and Irish comedians who lean into that 'r' like they're trying to kick a potato to Portugal.

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