Hexamerous

joined 6 months ago
[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

You have been duped, Comrade.

Toilet-paper is a tool for bourgeois class warfare. Humans have been air-drying for millennia. Only when technology allowed for a steady supply of toilet-paper did the bourgeois put it in every rest room in order to reduce air-drying time and increase "productivity" in the factories. To further discipline the working class they removed the bide completely, so the only option was to smear it around with the paper and walk around with a stinky doo doo ass. This resulted in many workers moving the rest room breaks to the home, further increasing their productivity in the factories (this also lead to a higher work load for the women that have to clean them). However, In Japan, the working class organized and successfully repelled the implementation of this new technology. The Japanese bourgeois responded by investing even more capital into the tools of production and the high tech toilets, for which they're known for today, was born. With an integrated bide and dryer function, this further standardized the rest room break time and regained more productivity and a higher exploitation rate of the Japanese working class.

Remember: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why a poop on company time.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

He didn't have to. Marx supplemented with psyllium husk every day.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

r/shoplifting or whatever it was called was awesome too.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Americans when cheap normal sized apartment: hillary-apartment

Americans when expensive ~~cage apartments~~ "micro" apartment, tiny-house, pod hotel: so-true

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Can't wait for the Block Wars volcel-judge

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 66 points 1 week ago

The party can't fail, it can only be failed.

The party can't fail, it can only be failed.

The party can't fail, it can only be failed.

The party can't fail, it can only be failed.

The party can't fail, it can only be failed.

The party can't fail, it can only be failed.

The party can't fail, it can only be failed.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to shake hands?

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's surreal seeing people still planning for a treat based future, getting a good career to buy a big house and doing all the consumer shit. Just grinding and side hustling until the very end.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I dunno, maybe get into other types of utensils? Like, why limit yourself to eating grain with giant spoon when you could have a giant bale of hey using a fork. What about a giant spatula or a pizza slicer, just put that thing straight through the kulkas house. Also, you have two hands, dual wield that shit.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Though no U.S. Navy warship has taken damage from the attacks – although there have been claims to the contrary

lol, they got hit.

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