Hexamerous

joined 1 year ago
[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Just hire a nanny at a slightly lower cost than you bring home from renting out your uterus to a barren white PMC couple. Rent out your bathtub. Another tip is to sell a kidney for a quick cash injection into the household, or you put that into a global index fund at a 7% return (guaranteed). When the child is old enough you can start harvesting it for blood. It's just snowballs from here. Before you know it you're living large on a passive income.

There, I just gave you four income streams. Stop blaming capitalism for your problems.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Daily walks where you don't bring the phone is pretty nice actually. Good place to start if nothing else.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Replacing reddit with hexbear is like replacing smoking with vaping.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

What do you think the medals are made out of.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Spoiler: It's a Hitler mustache under the beard.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 51 points 5 days ago

A fundamental weakness of socialism is that they don't understand that exploiting WTO enforced 0% import-fees implemented by SAPs and designed by the IMF to keep them in a debt-trap after a deal made with a dictator installed after CIA backed coup, I sell a pallets worth of pencils back to the company running our sweatshop in that poor country (where we pay the men $1/day (and that's only possible because women do all the other social work for "free" at home)) but I charge $1k per box of pencils so I can transfer all the profit made by them to our European office and this is actual how the value is created. Also, they don't even need pencils.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's not a concentration camp. It's a ~~reservation, internment camp, strategic hamlet~~ "densefication zone", sweety.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 67 points 5 days ago

"I think we should improve society somewhat." - Zohran the Destroyer

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

MaCage Apartments.

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