Holyhandgrenade

In a more direct way, there is video evidence of Israeli soldiers delivering briefcases full of money to Hamas leaders. Netanyahu and his cronies want Hamas to be in charge of Palestine, because the last thing he needs is a competent and legitimate Palestinian government.

The "telephone call" was what did it for me.

This would only work if Republicans cared at all about logic, which they absolutely fucking don't

When I was 19, a girl told me at a party that I was the coolest guy in school. I was just flattered by the compliment and when I told my girlfriend about it later she said "Yeah she was totally hitting on you".
I was like "Nah! Her? No way!"
Years later, I randomly thought about it and went "oh my god, she was hitting on me!"

Only because people couldn't be bothered with learning the over-under cable coiling method.

I vape and I think these disposable vapes are an obscene waste that should not exist. Just get a decent mod, it's cheaper in the long run anyway

I quit my job yesterday cause it fucking sucked.
I'm sad because no money but that place was a hellhole and it was making me miserable.
I need this encouragement bro

Homeless people are just losers who lost the game of Capitalism, their punishment is just and necessary for them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and start a Fortune 500 company
/s

These are all the questions my girlfriend asks me all the time and I give her the deer-in-the-headlights look.
I really need her in my life lol

I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri!

My girlfriend also listens to prog metal so we take each other's virginity every time we have sex

Wait until you hear about banks lol
They open after everyone's at work and close before anyone finishes work
Because fuck you, that's why