HopingForBetter

joined 1 year ago
[–] HopingForBetter@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Exactly! We're just asking questions! Like how many shots does it take to induce fetal-alcohol syndrom? Because your mom DEFINITELY knows the answer. And when will these WOKE folks (hehe, rhyme time) stop being so persistant with their knowledge and science and let us just say the stupid shit we think of on the spot? Also, why are you allowed to speak if there is a god? The world may never know, but penis. (( | )) B:::::::::D---~~~ (GET IT? BUTT PENIS!) i'M jUsT aSkInG QuEsTiOnS!

[–] HopingForBetter@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Someone posted earlier asking for the best means to not poop (and other requirements) for three days. Welcome to the next front page of the internet!

[–] HopingForBetter@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I prefer clean jokes: Muddy white horse took a bath.

[–] HopingForBetter@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

You definitely put it.

[–] HopingForBetter@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Aaaand now I've got the 4th of July, fireworks song from school house rock stuck in my head.

[–] HopingForBetter@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

This is the content I came here for!

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