ICantStopSuckingDick

joined 2 years ago
[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

me, the lone cumsumer.

I don't need therapy, I just need to get publicly drenched in a strong stream of salmon surrounded by 20 bears.

[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not me, I show up at a concert low as balls.

Nah, I like it hot.

disgost Basic Income? I'll wait for Advanced Income specter

[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

liberty-weeping There will be no need for humans if robots are out there blowing everyone!

[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago (8 children)

the best way to find glory holes

[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ok this is gonna be awesome, trust, me. Imagine you got a friend who likes to fluff, a friend who likes to blow loads, a friend who likes to get blasted, and a friend who likes to swallow. Alright, we get it, you're privileged. The average person only knows one person who likes one thing. Now imagine an app that automatically does match making and schedules the fluffer, the blast target, the swallower, and the package to all meet up just in time do their roles. We'll call it Swallumloads. First, we'll need a blockchain, we'll call the tokens Strokens, and the match making will be powered by a 4 way reverse auction. The roles in highest demand will be offered Strokens (Swallumloads tokens) and the roles in least demand will receive tokens. Think of it like Uber for boners.

 

I honestly thought I was posting this to memes@hexbear lol

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