Ixoid

This owl has seen a lot of shit go down.

Eat a whole bag!

Why do we need this? The original Crow is a tragic masterpiece, the sequels... well, let's not talk about those. But the original was nearly perfect.

Don't threaten me with a good time

This is Daisy - the goodest of all good dogs. If you lined up all the dogs in the world from goodest to less gooder, she would be at the top of the queue.

I feel targeted by this. But yes.

They are SO close to getting a revelation...

Butlerian jihad in 3... 2...

Not an American, nor was he living in America at the time. I fail to see how "foreign citizen acts in ways contrary to my country's best interests" equals "treason".

In the distance: sirens.