I read that in his voice.

Also, fuck 'em. You do you.

They didn't pray hard enough, probably.

Sucks for the family.

This always makes me laugh. Anyone seen the aftermath of searching this IRL?

I fucking hope so.

You'll get down voted, but mostly for being wrong.

Didn't Hammond actually get started with a tiny elephant he used for raising capital in the books?

Cops in the States do cops in the states things. I'm so tired.

32 minutes. Huh.

I forgot. Certainly unrelated.

Already is.

I, for absolutely no known reason, always assumed Venn diagrams had to be perfect circles.

I learned something new. Cool. But that means this works, too.

Ray Porter (the narrator of this one and the Martian) is a freaking treasure. Easily the best I've stumbled across.